/cgi-bin/forum/Blah.pl? http://www.eblah.com en /cgi-bin/forum/Blah.pl?m-1229110275/ /cgi-bin/forum/Blah.pl?m-1229110275/#num1 According to Jim Season Eighty Episode Guide ( 2008 - 2009 )

• 02 Dec 08   The Blankie
  
  Cheryl finally snaps from loss of sleep after being up all night with the twins, so Jim has to take care of the children. When he realizes Jonathan's special Christmas snowman blankie has gone missing, he immediately blames the older kids who, out of guilt, comply with Jim's request to complete the household chores. When Jim realizes the blankie was with him the whole time, he and Cheryl enjoy the best of both worlds -- kids doing the chores and sleeping babies but not for long!
  
  
• 02 Dec 08   New Best Friend
  
  Dana, Cheryl's sister and best friend, moves away, leading Cheryl to overload Jim with holiday shopping and decorating ideas. Completely bored with her one-sided conversations, Jim realizes he must find Cheryl a replacement best friend ASAP.
  
  
• 09 Dec 08   Jami McFame
  
  Jim and his band win a contest, providing them with the opportunity to play for child pop sensation Jami McFame. When the tiny diva releases her intimidating ego, Jim tries to set her straight.
  
  
• 09 Dec 08   Andy's Proposal
  
  Jim convinces Andy to propose to his girlfriend, Emily, before he loses her. But when Jim catches Emily having dinner with another man, he questions the wisdom of his own advice.
  
  
• 16 Dec 08   Two for the Money
  
  Jim, in a last ditch effort to earn money for Christmas gifts for his five kids, lands his twins in a role in a movie opposite Steve Guttenberg (played by himself). When Cheryl learns the plot Jim has devised, she's against it. Jim and Andy go behind her back to use the twins anyway, but then the director cuts their hair to make them look more alike. When Cheryl finds out what's happened, Jim learns a lesson about the true spirit of Christmas.
  
  
• 30 Dec 08   Cabin Boys
  
  Andy and Jim are excited to have a "guys only" weekend at Andy's fiancee's cabin in the woods. However Emily breaks up with Andy via text message, and then the guys encounter her depressed ex-husband in the cabin. So Jim goes to great lengths to cheer up his old friend and his new friend in hopes of salvaging the weekend.
  
  
• 14 Apr 09   The Ego Boost
  
  When Jim runs into and old flame, Victoria (Constance Marie), who happens to be the owner of a new restaurant that he Andy are trying, he becomes convinced she wants him back. But when Jim discovers she wants to date Andy, his ego is bruised and he has a tough time letting go.
  
  
• 14 Apr 09   The Yoga Bear
  
  When Jim realizes that Cheryl has taken a strong interest in yoga with a male instructor she raves about, he becomes jealous and tries to figure what the hype is all about. He joins her class realizing he, too, enjoys moments of Zen with Cheryl. But peace and tranquility are replaced by rage as Jim and Cheryl take yoga classes behind each other's backs to escape the chaos of family life.
  
  
• 21 Apr 09   Kyle's Crush
  
  Jim prepares Kyle for his first "date" with Ruby's slightly older piano teacher, Mandy (Jackie Debatin), whom Andy has fallen for and is secretly dating behind Kyle's back.
  
  
• 21 Apr 09   The Meaningful Gift
  
  Andy, desperate to impress Mandy with the perfect birthday gift, turns to Jim for advice. Jim counsels against giving fancy jewelry, urging Andy instead to give a sentimental gift to win her over. But Andy's recollection of what has meaning to Mandy is way off base, and instead of being pleased with the gift, she thinks he's cheating on her.
  
  
• 28 Apr 09  The Daddy Way
  
  Cheryl and her friends, eager to get an afternoon away from the kids, arrange a "Daddy and Me" group for Jim and other dads with young kids at their home. Jim makes the best of a potentially boring situation by turning babysitting into a sporting event -- staging baby races where the dads bet on their kids and drink beer.
  
  
• 28 Apr 09  Physical Therapy
  
  Jim convinces Andy to play snow football even though Andy's girlfriend, Mandy (Jackie Debatin), warns him against it. Now injured, Andy has to hide his injury from Mandy, so Jim stages a freak accident for Andy in his home.
  
  
• 12 May 09   The Cooler One
  
  Jim tries to be the coolest dad to impress Ruby's friends, but soon realizes she's just manipulating him to get away with privileges that Cheryl would never condone.
  
  
• 12 May 09   Happy Jim
  
  When Jim injures his back and is prescribed pain pills, the family takes advantage of an unusually mellow, docile Jim by informing him of the kids' and Andy's major mishaps, which would normally cause him to hit the roof.
  
  
• 26 May 09   King of the Nerds
  Jim uses his passion for sports to connect with son Kyle (Conner Rayburn). But sports-challenged Kyle identifies more with fellow sci-fi nerd Andy, forcing a reluctant Jim to dress up as a Cyclops at a sci-fi convention in order to win his son back.
  
  
• 26 May 09   I Hate the High Road
  Cheryl forces Jim to donate time to charity. His reluctance turns to elation when he's rewarded with a thousand-dollar check for his efforts. Cheryl insists he return the check, but Jim is itching to buy himself something frivolous with the money. And to really test Cheryl's integrity, he spends the money on a pricey designer handbag for her.
  
  
• 02 Jun 09   Diamonds Are a Ghoul's Best Friend
  It's Cheryl's birthday and Jim decides to buy her a diamond necklace. But in an attempt to save money, he buys the necklace from Andy's unreliable source and soon learns that it was taken off of a dead woman whose ghost now begins to haunt him.
  
  
• 02 Jun 09   Heaven Opposed to Hell | Series Finale
  When Jim chokes on a shrimp puff, he dies and arrives at Heaven's gate. With Jim on trial to prove his selfless acts on earth, best friend Andy is summoned to heaven to defend him. As Jim attempts to prove his good works to God (Lee Majors), his sister-in-law, Dana (Kimberly Williams-Paisley), represents the Devil (Erik Estrada), arguing that Jim's selfishness should mean a certain trip to hell.
  

]]> Fri, 12 Dec 2008 19:31:15 tvcentralgavin /cgi-bin/forum/Blah.pl?m-1199301738/ /cgi-bin/forum/Blah.pl?m-1199301738/#num1 According to Jim Season Seven Episode Guide ( 2008 )

• 01 Jan 08   Jim Almighty
  Jim is dismayed to learn that Cheryl has joined a dinner party club. When he grumbles that he'd like to meet the moron who invented women, God (guest star: Lee Majors) suddenly appears to defend himself. If Jim thinks he can do a better job, he's welcome to try. But Jim's new-found power backfires when Cheryl and Dana become crasser versions of himself. Then, when Andy asks God to make men more like women, Jim and Andy are transformed into overly sensitive, 'girly men.'
  
  
• 01 Jan 08   The Hot Wife
  Cheryl can't flirt her way into a reservation at a hot new restaurant, and she begins to worry that her beauty has faded. So Jim cooks up a scheme to cheer his wife up. When he starts to forge suggestive notes from the handsome water delivery guy, Cheryl's mojo returns. But, as things start to heat up between Cheryl and Jim, he wonders if Cheryl's really thinking about Jim... or the water delivery guy.
  
  
• 08 Jan 08   Safety Last
  When Cheryl takes a greater interest in general safety and health, Jim feels stifled by her new rules and regulations. Just after Cheryl forces Jim to wear an I.D. badge during his morning jog, Jim is head-butted by a bull on a side road. While Cheryl learns that one can't anticipate every danger out there, Jim realizes that he's willing to do whatever it takes to make his family feel secure.
  
  
• 15 Jan 08   The Perfect Fight
  Cheryl and Jim have an evening at home sans kids and decide to stay in and just have dessert for dinner. But Jim's choice of pastries causes a spat which morphs into an all-out food fight. The next day they laugh off the night's argument; Jim is thrilled that they don't seem to have to talk things out. But then Andy, who's out for revenge on Jim for coaxing his kids to play pranks on him, counsels Cheryl to really dissect and analyze her marital arguments.
  
  
• 22 Jan 07  Cheryl Goes to Florida
  As Jim struggles to take care of his three kids and the household while Cheryl is out of town taking care of her mother, another neighborhood mom take pity on him and volunteers to help with the carpooling and cooking. Soon after, other sympathetic moms offer to help Jim out -- though Jim lets each one think that she's the only household help.
  
  
• 29 Jan 08   Ruby's First Date
  After Cheryl leaves town to take care of her mom, Jim realizes he can't be both mother and father to his children, so when Ruby tries to have girl talk with her dad, he reassigns "mommy power" to Aunt Dana. But when Dana gives Ruby permission to go out with an older boy, an upset Jim can't stand idly by, and he, Dana and Andy end up trailing Ruby on her date to the mall.
  
  
• 12 Feb 08   Period Peace
  Gracie and Ruby's constant bickering forces Jim to read their diaries to get to the cause of their fights. He learns that one of his daughters is coming of age, and the other is extremely jealous that she didn't get there first.
  
  
• 19 Feb 08   The Rendezvous
  Jim and Cheryl make plans to be intimate when she returns for a visit, but the kids demand all of her attention. In a desperate attempt to have romantic time alone together, Jim plans to meet Cheryl for a romantic tryst in the airport lounge, but is sidelined when a detective mistakenly arrests him for lewd conduct in the restroom.
  
  
• 26 Feb 08   Goodwill Hunting
  Without Cheryl's knowledge, and while she is still in Florida, Jim seizes the opportunity to transform the garage into a cigar lounge and donates all of the kids' old furniture and clothes to charity. Just as he has finished unloading the last of the baby gear, Cheryl calls Jim with a special announcement: She's pregnant - with twins! Now Jim has to retrieve the stuff he gave away - and get used to being a father of five.
  
  
• 04 Mar 08   All Dolled Up
  Jim is forced to host Gracie's doll-themed birthday party while a pregnant Cheryl is on bed rest. But when Gracie tells Jim she only agreed to a doll party to please Cheryl, Jim turns a girly tea party into a wild squirt gun fight.
  
  
• 11 Mar 08   Pregnancy Brain
  Cheryl insists Jim give her a "push present" for going through the pregnancy with twins. But when she quickly forgets her request, Jim counts on her forgetfulness -- aka "pregnancy brain" -- to convince her it was her idea to turn the basement into a macho media room instead of a room for Gracie and Ruby, as he'd originally promised.
  
  
• 15 Apr 08   The Gift Certificate
  Jim realizes that Andy has forgotten to use a gift certificate that he had bought him for his birthday. Not wanting to let his money go to waste, he heads off to a restaurant and treats himself to a hefty meal, and all seems fine until Andy remembers the gift certificate just hours before it's set to expire and invites Jim to share in the feast.
  
  
• 22 Apr 08   I Drink Your Milkshake
  Jim tries to stop the kids from bickering by instituting a tribunal system: If two of the kids are fighting, all three have to work together to decide who is right. Though the system works well for solving the kids' problems, it backfires on Jim when he and Andy argue and the two of them are subjected to a kids' tribunal, with Jim and Andy each trying to curry favor for their cases.
  
  
• 29 Apr 08   The Chaperone
  After years of dating, Andy has finally met the perfect girl. Unfortunately he's so afraid, he's not quite himself. Jim offers to take the girlfriend's daughters to a concert with Ruby and Gracie, but Andy can't help worrying about Jim's shenanigans. He leaves a dinner with Emily to go check on Jim at the concert, and realizes his concerns were justified when the girls are nowhere to be found.
  
  
• 06 May 08   The Six-Week Curse
  Andy is convinced Emily is going to break up with him since his former girlfriends all left him after they'd dated him exactly six weeks. To get to the cause of Andy's former break-ups, Dana hypnotizes him and discovers that he sabotaged every relationship due to low self-esteem. With Andy still under hypnosis, Dana boosts his feelings of self-worth, but his new-found confidence backfires when he flirts with every woman in the restaurant while on his sixth-week date with Emily.
  
  
• 06 May 08   The Cheater
  A very pregnant Cheryl, still on bed rest, wants to have game night, playing a game at which she never loses -- but Dana knows she cheats.
  
  
• 13 May 08   No Bedrest for the Wicked
  Jim is creating a long list of chores for Cheryl to take over from him when she's off bedrest, but Dana tells him that the doctor ordered Cheryl stay in bed until she goes into labor. When Jim runs into Cheryl's gynecologist at the super market and learns that she's actually been told she should be active now, he confronts Cheryl, who admits that going off bedrest could induce labor and she wants to prolong her pregnancy just a bit longer to enjoy Jim and the kids before the twins are born.
  
  
• 13 May 08   The Devil Went Down to Oak Park
  The Devil (James Lipton) come to collect on a deal Jim made with him years ago when he was courting Cheryl - that he would give up his fifth child if the Devil would make Cheryl fall in love with him.
  

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• Pilot
  No Nookie
  The Cat Came Back
  Anniversary
  Unruly Spirits
  Cheryl's Old Flame
  Chery'ls Old Flame
  The Turkey Bowl
  Andy's Girlfriend
  An According to Jiminy Christmas
  The Bad Word
  Model Behavior
  The Money
  Blow-Up
  Racquetball
  Under Pressure
  Date Night
  Birthday Boys
  The Receipt
  Old Friends
  Cheryl's Day Off
  No Surprises
  

Season Two (2002 - 2003)

• The Importance of Being Jim
  Cars and Chicks
  The Baby Monitor
  The Pizza Boy
  The Closet
  Punch & Ruby
  The Bachelor
  Father Disfigure
  Thanksgiving Confidential
  The Christmas Party
  The Brother-in-Law
  Moral Dilemma
  You Gotta Love Somebody (Part 1)
  You Gotta Love Somebody (Part 2)
  The Smell of Success
  Slumber Party
  The Ring
  Wonder Woman
  The Pass
  Dana Gets Fired
  Bo Diddley
  Deal with the Devlins
  The Helmet
  No Harm No Fowl
  About a Girl
  Mom's Boyfriend
  Vegas, Baby (Part 1)
  Vegas, Baby (Part 2)
  

Season Three (2003 - 2004)

• The Errand
  The Packer Ball
  We Have a Bingo
  Getting to Know You
  The Lemonade Stand
  ABC's and 123's
  Dana Dates Jim
  Scary Movie
  The Imaginary Friend
  Paintball
  The Empty Gesture
  Rules of Engagement
  Secret Santa
  House for Sale
  Dana Dates the Reverend
  The Best Man
  Cheryl Sings
  When You Wish to Be a Star (Part 1)
  When You Wish to Be a Star (Part 2)
  No Crime, But Punishment
  The Baby
  Who's The Boss?
  The Truck
  The Toilet
  Trashed
  The Marriage Bank
  Everyone Gets Dumped
  The Vast Difference (Part 1)
  The Vast Difference (Part 2)
  

Season Four (2004 - 2005)

• A Hole in One
  The Effort
  The Grill
  The Garage Door
  Dress to Kill Me
  Father-Daughter Dance
  Plot Twist
  The Hunters
  Poking The Bear
  Stalking Santa
  Sympathy From the Devlins
  Nanny-Cam
  The Jealous Husband
  A Crying Shame
  Guess Who's Cooking Your Dinner?
  The Wedding Dress
  The Mustache
  Shall We Dance
  Take My Wife, Please
  Spelling Bee
  Kentucky Fried Beltzman
  The Clock
  The Competition
  The Bachelorette Party
  Geronimo Jim
  Wedding Bell Blues
  

Season Five (2005 - 2006)

• Foul Ball
  The Tale of the Tape (Part 1)
  The Tale of the Tape (Part 2)
  Charity Begins at Hef's
  The Race
  Anec-Dont's
  Chick Whisperer
  James & the Annoying Peach
  The Dream
  Lean on me
  The Gift of Maggie
  Sex Ed Fred
  Renewing Vows
  The Stick
  Mr. Right
  Get Your Freak On
  The Grumpy Guy
  Polite Jim
  Daddy Dearest
  The Thin Green Line
  Jims Best Friend
  

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According to Jim

About The Show
Emmy nominated According to Jim returns for its sixth hilarious season, premiering WEDNESDAY, JANUARY 3 (8:00-8:30 p.m., ET), on the ABC Television Network.

• Show: According to Jim
  
• Status: Returning Series
  
• When: Tuesdays 9:00pm
  
• Where:ABC
  
• First Aired: October 2001
  
• Country: United States
  

Stars

• Courtney Thorne-Smith as Cheryl
  
• Jim Belushi as Jim
  
• Billi Bruno as Gracie
  
• Conner Rayburn as Kyle
  
• Kimberly Williams-Paisley as Dana
  
• Larry Joe Campbell as Andy
  
• Taylor Atelian as Ruby
  

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