Regular Cast
Zach Braff .. John Dorian
Donald Adeosun Faison .. Chris Tuck
Sarah Chalke .. Elliott Reid
John C. McGinley .. Dr. Phil Cox
Ken Jenkins .. Dr. Bob Kelso
Judy Reyes .. Nurse Carla Espinosa
Robert Maschio .... Todd Quinlan (2001 -

Season One

1. Pilot (Original US Airdate: Oct 2 2001 )
   This half-hour comedy from the co-creator/executive producer of "Spin City" focuses on the bizarre experiences of fresh-faced medical intern John "J.D." Dorian (Zach Braff, "The Broken Hearts Club") as he embarks on his career in a surreal hospital crammed full of unpredictable staffers and patients - where humor and tragedy can merge paths at any turn. Joining the rumpled J.D. on his first day are his college buddy, Chris Turk (Donald Faison, "Remember the Titans"), an intern with a more elite surgical group, and J.D.'s fellow medical intern, the beautiful and driven Elliott Reid (Sarah Chalke, "Roseanne"). Meanwhile, the sobering reality of patients' needs has J.D.'s head spinning and his confidence is challenged by the fatherly chief of medicine, Dr. Bob Kelso (Ken Jenkins, "Courage Under Fire"). However, with the help of the abrasive, worldly Dr. Phil Cox (John C. McGinley, "Wall Street") and caring nurse Carla Espinosa (Judy Reyes, "Oz"), the neophyte doctor works through his mistakes and discovers that he is up to the job in this brave new world.
   
2. My Mentor (Original US Airdate: Oct 4 2001)
   J.D. (Zach Braff) shows genuine concern for a flaky patient (guest star John Ducey) after a cancer scare, but when the man continues to puff away daily on multiple packs of cigarettes, J.D. seeks advice from his gruff mentor Dr. Cox (John McGinley) on how to intervene -- and instead gets smacked as a professional courtesy. Elsewhere, Elliot's (Sarah Chalke) unsociable bedside manner and attitude makes her public enemy number-one among the nurses -- especially Carla (Judy Reyes). Meanwhile, Carla's got her hands full as she rebuffs an eager Turk (Donald Faison) who persists in asking her out on a date. Ken Jenkins also stars.
   
3. My Best Friend's Mistake (Original US Airdate: Oct 9 2001 )
   When Turk (Donald Faison) always seems occupied with new girlfriend Carla (Judy Reyes) and with work, a resentful J.D. (Zach Braff) feels like an odd-man-out and abandoned by his buddy -- especially when he believes that Turk botched a patient's surgery that could also implicate him for not reporting the mistake. In addition, J.D. is even more distracted by his tempting flirtations with Elliot (Sarah Chalke) but he feels that unless he makes a more serious romantic maneuver within 48 hours, their budding relationship will be forever doomed and downgraded to merely "friends" status. Elsewhere, Elliot seeks advice from a resentful Dr. Cox (John C. McGinley) who hardly relishes becoming the interns' designated mentor. Ken Jenkins also stars.
   
4. My Old Lady (Original US Airdate: Oct 16 2001)
   J.D. (Zach Braff) remembers the medical fact that almost one of three patients dies in the hospital when he forms a bond with a sweet elderly patient (guest star Kathryn Joosten, "The West Wing") whose kidneys are failing but when she refuses to undergo dialysis, she must prepare herself -- and a disconsolate J.D. -- for the inevitable. At the same time, Elliot (Sarah Chalke) duels with a hissing Carla (Judy Reyes) as she tries to treat a Hispanic-speaking woman (as Mrs. Guerrero, guest star Esther "Tita" Mercado) and Turk (Donald Faison) is shocked when he performs surgery on a likable hernia patient (guest star Travis Webster). oct 16
   
5. My Two Dads (Original US Airdate: Oct 23 2001)
   J.D.(Zach Braff) is torn when he discovers that Dr. Cox (John C. McGinley) has falsely appropriated the medical insurance of a deceased patient in order to help another more needy patient but when he inadvertently informs Cox' rival -- the nasty Dr. Kelso (Ken Jenkins) -- the two veteran doctors battle for J.D.'s soul during a good-vs.-evil game of golf. Meanwhile, Turk (Donald Faison) frets that his girlfriend Carla (Judy Reyes) might figure out where he got his new gift for her. Sarah Chalke also stars. Louie Anderson ("Family Feud") guest-stars as himself.
   
6. My Bad (Original US Airdate: Oct 30 2001)
   An overwhelmed J.D. (Zach Braff) is assigned to treat a demanding and demeaning patient (guest star Christa Miller, "The Drew Carey Show") who is an important hospital board member while he is distracted by the bad news that his gruff mentor, Dr. Cox (John C. McGinley), could be summarily fired by the nasty Dr. Kelso (Ken Jenkins). Elsewhere, a frustrated Turk (Donald Faison) tries to negotiate his romance with Carla (Judy Reyes) around the looming presence of her intrusive Hispanic mother (guest star Gina Morelli) while Elliot (Sarah Chalke) seeks professional help from her patient -- a psychiatrist whose jaw has been wired shut. Jimmie Walker ("J.J." on "Good Times") also guest-stars as himself.
   
7. My Super Ego (Original US Airdate: Nov 6 2001)
   Just when J.D. (Zach Braff) hits his stride and deludes himself to think he's medicine's Golden Child, in strides Nick (Emmy Award-winning guest star Sean Hayes, NBC's "Will & Grace"), a gifted rival intern who's even more capable and promises to challenge J.D. for the attention of the attending doctors. Elsewhere, cocky Turk (Donald Faison) suddenly loses his confidence in surgery and doesn't confide in Carla (Judy Reyes) while the cynical Dr. Cox (John C. McGinley) reveals a rare personal side when he expresses a romantic interest in Carla. Sarah Chalke and Ken Jenkins also star.
   
8. My Fifteen Minutes (Original US Airdate: Nov 15 2001)
   J.D. (Zach Braff) and Turk (Donald Faison) become reluctant heroes when they sneak off to a strip bar for lunch and instead save the life of a protester in front of TV cameras -- and the crafty Dr. Kelso (Ken Jenkins) wastes no time in exploiting their "salt-and-pepper" images in an ad campaign to tout the hospital's diversity. Elsewhere, J.D. risks Dr. Cox' (John C. McGinley) considerable wrath when he insists that his mentor complete his evaluation form while Elliot (Sarah Chalke) feels slighted by Carla (Judy Reyes).
   
9. My Day Off (Original US Airdate: Nov 20 2001)
   As Thanksgiving nears, J.D. (Zach Braff) is stricken with appendicitis and gains a new and horrifying perspective on what it means to be a patient, and to make matters worse, it's Turk (Donald Faison) -- his old fraternity drinking partner -- who will be doing the surgery. Elsewhere, Elliot (Sarah Chalke) resents the fact that J.D.'s patients prefer his care to her cold hands when she has to cover his cases for him, and Dr. Cox (John C. McGinley) makes sure that his former medical mentor (guest star Paul Collins) gets proper care from the nasty Dr. Kelso (Ken Jenkins). Judy Reyes also stars.
   
10. My Nickname (Original US Airdate: Nov 27 2001)
    J.D. (Zach Braff) gains a new nickname -- "Scooter" -- and his relationship with Nurse Carla (Judy Reyes) evolves as he begins to out-distance her medical knowledge while Turk (Donald Faison) trembles when he learns that his secret lunch spot was claimed years ago by the territorial Dr. Kelso (Ken Jenkins). Elsewhere, Dr. Cox (John C. McGinley) gives Elliot (Sarah Chalke) the evil eye when she won't discharge a troublesome patient (guest star Nicole Sullivan, "Mad TV").
    
11. My Own Personal Jesus  (Original US Airdate: Dec 11 2001)
    As Christmas nears, Turk's (Donald Faison) idealized notion of the wonderful holiday is challenged by the grim reality of the hospital while Dr. Cox (John C. McGinley) asks J.D. (Zach Braff) to videotape the birth of his friends' baby -- with calamitous results. Elsewhere, Dr. Cox also has to contend with his abrasive ex-wife (as Jordan, guest star Christa Miller ("The Drew Carey Show") and Elliot (Sarah Chalke) searches for a sickly teenaged woman (guest star Granger Green) who disappeared after Elliot told her she was pregnant. Judy Reyes and Ken Jenkins also star.
    
12. My Blind Date (Original US Airdate: Jan 8 2002)
    A hyped Dr. Cox (John C. McGinley) challenges the hospital staff not to lose a single patient before his shift ends at midnight while J.D. (Zach Braff) is enchanted by an unseen female patient (guest star Elizabeth Bogush, "Titans") who is trapped inside an MRI machine -- and even considers asking her out. Elsewhere, Turk (Donald Faison) and Carla (Judy Reyes) grapple with a pained patient (guest star Michael McDonald) as they try to re-set his dislocated shoulder. Sarah Chalke and Ken Jenkins star.
    
13. My Balancing Act (Original US Airdate: Jan 15 2002)
    J.D. (Zach Braff) is frustrated when his budding romance with an ex-patient (guest star Elizabeth Bogush, "Titans") wilts as their dates are constantly interrupted by emergency calls while the beastly Dr. Kelso (Ken Jenkins) becomes less fearsome to the wide-eyed interns when Dr. Cox (John C. McGinley) informs them how to avoid the blowhard's bite. In addition, a perplexed Carla (Judy Reyes) and Turk (Donald Faison) deal with their first sexual intimacy complication. Sarah Chalke also stars
    
14. My Drug Buddy (Original US Airdate: Jan 22 2002)
    J.D. (Zach Braff) strikes up a romantic relationship with an attractive social worker (guest star Elizabeth Bogush, "Beverly Hills, 90210") but he soon learns that Elliot (Sarah Chalke) is not only jealous but thinks his new squeeze is bad news. Meanwhile, Turk (Donald Faison) discovers that Dr. Cox (John C. McGinley) also has romantic designs on Carla (Judy Reyes) while Carla encounters hard stares from her fellow nurses when she strikes up a car-pool friendship with the hated Dr. Kelso (Ken Jenkins)
    
15. My Bed Banter And Beyond (Original US Airdate: Feb 5 2002)
    J.D. (Zach Braff) and Elliot (Sarah Chalke) struggle to keep their newfound sizzling romantic relationship under wraps while at the hospital, but when the inevitable happens, they boldly display their mutual affection in public -- which only results in turbulence when she thinks he doesn't respect her enough. Meanwhile, Dr. Kelso (Ken Jenkins) orders the entire staff to participate in a psychological study about their innermost personal and professional feelings. Donald Faison, Judy Reyes and John C. McGinley also star
    
16. My Heavy Meddle (Original US Airdate: Feb 26 2002)
    When a rampaging Dr. Cox (John C. McGinley) suddenly shows up at his door in a strange funk, J.D. (Zach Braff) sees a possibility of a breakthrough in their relationship -- until he learns that Cox loses control in almost an annual rite. Meanwhile, Turk (Donald Faison) elects to partner with Elliot (Sarah Chalke) on a research project so that he can maneuver her back with his buddy J.D., and Carla (Judy Reyes) struggles to fulfill a comatose patient's final request -- playing heavy metal music in his room. Ken Jenkins also stars.
    
17. My Student (Original US Airdate: Mar 5 2002)
    A gleeful J.D. (Zach Braff) can't wait to get his hands on a goofy new medical student (guest star DJ Qualls, "Road Trip") so that he can make his life as miserable as he was early on -- but his harsh words have an unintended effect on the mistake-prone young man. Meanwhile, another medical student (guest star Kelli Williams, 'The Practice') draws Dr. Cox' (John C. McGinley) appreciative eye and Elliot (Sarah Chalke) is paired with the son (guest star Adrian Wenner) of the hospital's chief executive officer. Donald Faison, Judy Reyes and Ken Jenkins also star.
    
18. My Tuscaloosa Heart (Original US Airdate: Mar 12 2002)
    J.D. (Zach Braff) suffers from guilt-induced insomnia after Carla (Judy Reyes) points out that he avoided a terminally ill patient because the man was a difficult pill. Meanwhile, Dr. Cox' (John C. McGinley) ex-wife Jordan (guest-star Christa Miller) interferes in his new relationship with medical student Kristin (guest star Kelli Williams, "The Practice"), and Turk (Donald Faison) and Elliot (Sarah Chalke) obsess over evidence that Dr. Kelso (Ken Jenkins) might be concealing a musical past.
    
19. My Old Man (Original US Airdate: Apr 9 2002)
    While Elliott (Sarah Chalke) and Turk's (Donald Faison) parents pay a visit to see them present at a medical conference, J.D.'s (Zach Braff) father Sam (guest star John Ritter, "Three's Company") makes a surprise visit, leaving all three interns in a state of emotional distress as old parental behaviors come into play. Meanwhile, Carla gets the biggest shock of them all when she discovers she is exactly like Turk's mother (guest star Hattie Winston). John C. McGinley and Ken Jenkins also star. Markie Post also guest stars as Elliott's mother, Lily
    
20. My Way or the Highway (Original US Airdate: Apr 16 2002)
    JD (Zach Braff) gets a lesson in competitiveness when he asks for Turk's (Donald Faison) support in persuading his patient to opt for medical over surgical treatment, and Elliot (Sarah Chalke) develops a crush on one of her patients (guest star Scott Foley, "Felicity"), but her own fumbling, insecurity and bad timing are compounded by his being exactly like her. Meanwhile, Dr. Kelso (Ken Jenkins) finds Dr. Cox's (John C. McGinley) Achilles heel when he fires the nurse who makes Cox's favorite cup of coffee. Judy Reyes also stars.
    
21. My Sacrificial Clam (Original US Airdate: Apr 30 2002)
    JD is accidentally pricked with a needle containing Hepatitis B infected blood. When his tests come back OK, he is worried about his contagious patients. Turk is feeling self conscience again and starts to work out with Dr. Cox, who is very buff. Elliot blames her relationship with Sean when she starts to slip at work.
    
22. My Occurrence (Part 1) (Original US Airdate: May 7 2002)
    JD announces "that a mistake is made on about 20 percent of all patients admitted to hospitals." His announcement sets the way for a series of mistakes and blunders at the hospital. Dr. Cox's ex brother in law turns up at the hospital following a construction site accident. JD looks over the man's tests and thinks another mistake could have been made...
    
23. My Hero (Part 2) (Original US Airdate: May 14 2002)
    J.D. (Zach Braff) begins to think Dr. Cox (John C. McGinley) may have feet of clay when his mentor seems unable to deal with his friend Ben's (guest star Brendan Fraser, "The Mummy") potentially fatal illness. Meanwhile, Turk (Donald Faison) is upset at the news that he isn't the best surgical intern on the team, but he's even more frustrated when he finds out who is; Dr. Kelso (Ken Jenkins) asks Elliot (Sarah Chalke) to write a supposedly anonymous evaluation of him -- but the joke's on Carla (Judy Reyes) when she volunteers to ghost-write. Christa Miller ("The Drew Carey Show") play's Cox' ex-wife and Ben's sister. 
    
24. My Last Day (Original US Airdate: May 21 2002) (Season Finale)
    As J.D. (Zach Braff), Elliot (Sarah Chalke) and Turk (Donald Faison) end  their first year as interns, they try to help an elderly man (guest star Don Perry) get an operation despite a lack of insurance, which draws the ire of  Dr. Kelso (Ken Jenkins) in the season finale. Meanwhile, when Dr. Cox (John C. McGinley) and his ex-wife Jordan's (guest star Christa Miller, "The Drew Carey Show") relationship reaches a breaking point, she drops a bombshell on the gang. Judy Reyes also stars.

Season Two

1. My Overkill (Original US Airdate: Sept 26 202)
   In the aftermath of Jordan (Christa Miller) revealing the truth about Turk's (Donald Faison) knowledge of Dr. Cox's (John C. McGinley) crush on Carla (Judy Reyes), Elliot's (Sarah Chalke) ongoing feelings for J.D. (Zach Braff), and Jordan and J.D.'s one-night stand - J.D.'s world is falling apart. Unnerved by the repercussions of Jordan's announcement, J.D. decides he must take action to salvage his relationships and those of his friends. J.D. confronts Elliot about their feelings for each other and does his best to appease Dr. Cox, although his reaction to the news is worse than J.D. had expected. Also, Carla and Turk are forced to deal with their trust issues. A performance of the hit "Overkill" by Colin Hay, previous member of the band Men at Work, highlights the episode. Ken Jenkins and Neil Flynn also star.
    
2. My Nightingale (Original US Airdate: Oct 3 2002)
   J.D. (Zach Braff), Turk (Donald Faison), and Eliot (Sarah Chalke) quickly become overwhelmed on their first night without the supervision of an attending physician when their newly established authority as residents turns out to be more work than they anticipated, forcing them to rely on Carla (Judy Reyes) and even the janitor (Neil Flynn) for assistance. Meanwhile, Dr. Cox (John C. McGinley) begrudgingly acquiesces to Dr. Kelso's (Ken Jenkins) request that he introduce him at an awards ceremony, fueling Cox's resentment and resulting in a rather unusual presentation.
    
3. My Case Study (Original US Airdate: Oct 10 2002)
   When Dr. Kelso (Ken Jenkins) challenges the residents by offering a trip to a medical conference in Reno as a reward to the individual that presents the most interesting cast study, J.D. (Zach Braff) refuses to play along, earning him the respect of Dr. Cox (John C. McGinley). However, when Elliot (Sarah Chalke) confronts him about the competition, he realizes that it was in fact his fear of failure rather than his rebellious nature that kept him out of the running. Following some awkward moments and harsh words, Elliot and Carla (Judy Reyes) learn they have more in common than the just their relationships with J.D. and Turk (Donald Faison), bringing them closer together. In the meantime, Turk misses his opportunity to ask for a new laser on the one day a year that Dr. Kelso grants favors so he is forced to find another way to come up with the goods. Neil Flynn also stars
    
4. My Big Mouth (Original US Airdate: Oct 17 2002)
   J.D. (Zach Braff) convinces Carla (Judy Reyes) to open up to him about her insecurities and her feelings toward Turk (Donald Faison) only to betray her confidence by sharing that information with Turk. Turk is thrilled when Dr. Kelso (Ken Jenkins) selects him over his toughest competition, Bonnie (guest star Lela Lee), to represent Sacred Heart on a trip for the "Doctors Without Borders" program, however when he learns that the only reason Bonnie wasn't selected was because she was a girl, he reconsiders. Meanwhile, Elliot (Sarah Chalke) tries to score points with Dr. Cox (John C. McGinley) by volunteering to deliver bad news to his patients on his behalf, but when she is forced to be the bearer of bad news repeatedly, she learns that there is a limit to how much she can take.
    
5. My New Coat (Original US Airdate: Oct 24 2002)
   J.D. (Zach Braff) gets a reality-check when the white lab coat that he is allowed to wear as a resident does not bring the new level of respect he thought it would, and Elliot (Sarah Clarke) earns a reputation after her first one-night stand with another doctor. Meanwhile, Turk (Donald Faison) tries to fit-in with the surgical "boys club" and finds himself struggling with whether being part of the club is worth the price of admission. Dr. Cox (John C. McGinley) teaches Carla (Judy Reyes) a lesson about surviving in medicine, by enrolling a patient into a clinical trial without approval.
    
6. My Big Brother (Original US Airdate: Oct 31 2002)
   J.D. (Zach Braff) gets a surprise visit from his ne'er-do-well brother Dan (guest star Tom Cavanagh, NBC's "Ed"), and becomes jealous when he and Elliot (Sarah Chalke) hit it off. Meanwhile, Turk (Donald Faison) feels guilty after betting Dr. Cox (John C. McGinley) $20 that surgery would save a patient's life. Judy Reyes, Neil Flynn and Ken Jenkins also star.
    
7. My First Step (Original US Airdate: Nov 7 2002)
   Dr. Cox's (John C. McGinley) efforts to take a stand against the evil drug companies are thwarted by the seductive charm of pharmaceutical sales rep Julie Keaton (Heather Locklear). She takes advantage of the fact that Dr. Kelso (Ken Jenkins) has assigned Dr. Cox to coordinate a dinner reception sponsored by the drug company to pursue Dr. Cox in other arenas. Elliot (Sarah Chalke) and J.D. (Zach Braff) disagree about who is the better doctor, but when Elliot disregards his advice about how to treat her patient and the patient dies, it is actually J.D. that learns a lesson about taking chances. Meanwhile, Turk (Donald Faison) tries to encourage Carla (Judy Reyes) to take her career to the next level by enrolling her in a nurse practitioner course. Neil Flynn also stars.
    
8. My Fruit Cups (Original US Airdate: Nov 14 2002)
   Dr. Cox's (John C. McGinley) relationship with pharmaceutical rep Julie Keaton (guest star Heather Locklear) is off to a good start when they wake up together, but when Jordan (guest star Christa Miller) shows up with a surprise, Cox if forced to choose between the new woman in his life and the ex-wife he can't get out of his life. Elsewhere, J.D. (Zach Braff) and Turk (Donald Faison) take advantage of the hospital's supply closet, while taking on extra shifts at a free clinic to supplement their income as residents and Carla (Judy Reyes) encourages Elliot (Sarah Chalke) to stand up to her father when he pressures her to pick a specialty more "suitable for a woman," especially when it will prove Dr. Kelso (Ken Jenkins) wrong.
    
9. My Lucky Day (Original US Airdate: Dec 5 2002)
   JD (Zach Braff) is riding high after correcting a misdiagnosis by Dr. Cox (John C. McGinley), but is jerked back to reality when he is unable to explain the death of his next patient. Meanwhile Elliot (Sarah Chalke) is struggling personally and professionally as she is forced to relinquish all of the luxuries that her father had been financing -- including her apartment -- and a malpractice suit is brought against her by a patient (guest star Alan Ruck, "Spin City") for saving his life. Carla (Judy Reyes) learns that sometimes it is better to keep her opinions to herself when the fallout of a conversation with Dr. Cox about his relationship with his ex-wife lands Jordan (guest star Christa Miller) in the hospital.
    
10. My Monster (Original US Airdate: Dec 12 2002)
    Dr. Cox (John C. McGinley) genuinely wants to make his relationship with Jordan (Christa Miller Lawrence) work, but he struggles to keep her happy as she deals with the discomforts associated with her pregnancy. Meanwhile J.D. (Zach Braff) attempts to end his romantic dry spell by going on a date with a girl from the hospital gift shop and Carla (Judy Reyes) grows frustrated with Turk (Donald Faison) because he no longer romances her the way he used to. Also, a very discouraged Elliot (Sarah Chalke) reluctantly takes JD up on his offer to move in with he and Turk after she is forced out of her apartment
     
11. My Sex Buddy (Original US Airdate: Jan 2 2003)
    J.D. (Zach Braff) and Elliot (Sarah Chalke) continue to seek relief from their problems by sleeping together, but when things start to get a little out of control, Elliot proposes that they become "sex buddies," which seems at first to be the perfect solution. Elliot thinks she has a handle on things, but when Turk (Donald Faison) is forced to take the heat from Dr. Cox (John C. McGinley) for her mistakes with one of their patients, he tries to lighten her load by suggesting that her patients switch to the care of other doctors. His good intentions put him at odds with both his friends and they are forced to reevaluate their "arrangement." Meanwhile, Dr. Kelso (Ken Jenkins) accuses Carla (Judy Reyes) of making her relationships with her patients the priority over their well-being. Neil Flynn also stars.
     
12. My New Old Friend (Original US Airdate: Jan 9 2003)
    JD (Zach Braff) wrestles with his feelings for Elliot (Sarah Chalke) and can't handle being "just friends" especially when Elliot needs a friend the most. Meanwhile, Dr. Cox (John C. McGinley) and Carla (Judy Reyes) realize they are not as close as they used to be when they fail to read each other's signals while treating a hypochondriac patient. Donald Faison, Ken Jenkins and Neil Flynn also star
     
13. My Philosophy (Original US Airdate: Jan 16 2003)
    Turk (Donald Faison) makes plans to propose to Carla (Judy Reyes), only to watch all his plans fall apart when one thing after the next prevents him from actually popping the question. Meanwhile, J.D. (Zach Braff) comforts a patient in need of a heart transplant by explaining his theory about the balance between life and death in the hospital. This theory is put to the ultimate test when a husband must choose between saving his unborn child and his wife's well- being. On another front, Elliot (Sarah Chalke) prevents Dr. Kelso from expanding his office space when she launches a campaign demanding that Dr. Kelso (Ken Jenkins) build a separate female locker room.
     
14. My Brother, My Keeper (Original US Airdate: Jan 23 2003)
    Dr. Kelso (Ken Jenkins) assigns J.D. (Zach Braff) to work on a patient with Dr.Townshend (Dick Van Dyke, "Diagnosis Murder") -- his longtime friend and colleague -- but things go downhill when Dr. Townshend insists on using his "old school" treatment method which proves to be an alien concept to an inept J.D. While Kelso defends his friend's technique, Dr. Townshend's lack of current medical knowledge forces Kelso to admit his mistake. Meanwhile, Carla (Judy Reyes) tells Turk (Donald Faison) she needs time to consider his proposal because she thinks he is still too immature, promtping Turk to invite his married brother (D.L. Hughley, "The Hughleys") for a visit to show Carla how seriously he is. In addition, Elliot (Sarah Chalke) learns the sex of Jordan's (guest star Christa Miller Lawrence) baby, but Dr. Cox (John C. McGinley) and his ex- wife can't agree if they want to know
     
15. His Story (Original US Airdate: Jan 30 2003)
    At a bar, Carla (Judy Reyes) continues to search for the right answer to Turk's (Donald Faison) proposal while Elliot (Sarah Chalke) thinks she has struck gold when she meets Paul guest star Rick Schroder, "NYPD Blue"), a charming man whom she recognizes from the hospital and assumes is a fellow physician. However, the next day, she learns that he is a nurse, and she is forced to put her ego in check to give the relationship a chance. In the meantime, while J.D. (Zach Braff) enjoys a rare day when everything goes right while Dr. Cox' (John C. McGinley) world is in chaos as he manages to alienate himself from all of his colleagues at the hospital. Ken Jenkins and Neil Flynn also star; Eric Bogosian ("Talk Radio") also guest-stars as a therapist.
     
16. My Karma (Original US Airdate: Feb 20 2003)
    Elliot (Sarah Chalke) tries to keep up her perfect persona for her new boyfriend (guest star Rick Schroder, "NYPD Blue") for fear he won't like her if she tries just being herself. At the hospital, things misfire for Jordan (guest star Christa Miller Lawrence) and Dr. Cox (John C. McGinley) when a miserably executed practice run of the baby's birth turns into the real thing -- and in the throes of labor, Jordan reveals the identity of the baby's father to J.D. Meanwhile, Turk (Donald Faison) and J.D. (Zach Braff) can't handle their guilt when they believe that one of the golf balls they hit off the hospital roof caused a car accident. Judy Reyes, Ken Jenkins and Neil Flynn also star.
     
17. My Own Private Practice Guy  (Original US Airdate: Mar 30 2003
    While J.D. (Braff) struggles with whether to tell Dr. Cox the truth about the baby's paternity, he gains some valuable insight into Dr. Cox' (John C. McGinley) troubled mind and his relationship with Jordan (guest star Christa Miller Lawrence) when he meets Dr. Fisher (guest star Jay Mohr, "Mohr Sports"), a former student of Dr. Cox. When Dr. Kelso (Ken Jenkins) prevents Turk (Donald Faison) from playing his pre-surgery basketball game, Turk retaliates by cutting the cord to Kelso's beloved Ms. Pac Man machine. Meanwhile, Carla (Judy Reyes) worries that she's lost her sex appeal since she got engaged and Elliot's (Sarah Chalke) lucky streak continues as she makes a new friend in the janitor (Neil Flynn). Jay Leno, host of NBC's "The Tonight Show with Jay Leno," also guest-stars.
     
18. My T.C.W. (Original US Airdate: Mar 20 2003)
     When J.D. (Zach Braff) starts getting flak from his friends about dating a woman (guest star Amy Smart, "Road Trip") who is visiting her comatose husband, he quickly becomes defensive. Elsewhere, Carla (Judy Reyes) and Turk (Donald Faison) fight over every little thing since they became engaged, Dr. Cox (John C. McGinley) is jealous of all the attention Jordan (guest star Christa Miller Lawrence) gives the newborn baby and Elliot (Sarah Chalke) overreacts because she thinks Paul (guest star Rick Schroder) doesn't trust her. Neil Flynn and Ken Jenkins also star
     
19. My Kingdom (Original US Airdate: Mar 27 2003)
    J.D., (Zach Braff) begins a surgical rotation and in an attempt to lose his nerdy medical resident reputation he reveals a secret about Turk (Donald Faison) to get "in" with the rest of the surgeons. While his betrayal earns him a place at the surgical table, it may cost him a friendship. Meanwhile a miscommunication between Elliot (Sarah Chalke) and Paul (guest star Rick Schroder) leads to confusion about their true feelings for each other and Dr. Cox (John C. McGinley) plays a "deadly" practical joke on Dr. Kelso (Ken Jenkins). Judy Reyes and Neil Flynn also star.
     
20. My Interpretation (Original US Airdate: Apr 3 2003)
    JD (Zach Braff) finds himself in a tough spot after a romp with Jamie (Guest star Amy Smart) in a funeral home leads him to an accidental sighting of the janitor's (Neil Flynn) "private" equipment and a language barrier with a patient results in some major miscommunication. Meanwhile, Turk (Donald Faison) starts having steamy dreams about Elliot (Sarah Chalke) making things a bit uncomfortable, especially when Carla finds out (Judy Reyes) and Jordan (Christa Miller Lawrence) forces Dr. Cox (John C. McGinley) to watch her still-to-be-named son and. Ken Jenkins also stars.
     
21. My Drama Queen (Original US Airdate: Apr 10 2003)
    The unexpected death of Carla's (Judy Reyes) mother causes her to second guess her wedding plans with Turk (Donald Faison). J.D. (Zach Braff) turns to Elliot (Sarah Chalke) for help when his romance with Jamie (guest star Amy Smart) begins to fizzle, and Dr. Kelso (Ken Jenkins) appoints Dr. Cox (John C. McGinley) to teach a daily seminar on doctor-patient relations as punishment for his inappropriate behavior. Neil Flynn also stars.
     
22. My Dream Job (Original US Airdate: Apr 17 2003)
    When J.D. (Zach Braff) and Turk (Donald Faison) are paid a visit by their college cohort, Spence (guest star Ryan Reynolds) -- who is now leading a life of luxury as an investment banker -- they are struck by the daily sacrifices they make as residents leading them to re-evaluate their career choices. Spence's visit also triggers the reveal of another dirty little secret - Dr. Cox (John C. McGinley) learns the truth about his relationship to Jordan's (guest star Christa Miller Lawrence) baby, but the truth may be more than he can handle. Meanwhile, Elliot's (Sarah Chalke) skills and patience are tested by the unrelenting Dr. Kelso (Ken Jenkins). Judy Reyes and Neil Flynn also star.

Season Three

1. October 2, 2003: My American Girl:
   In the third-season opener, a difficult case rallies the residents behind J.D.; mishaps plague Elliot, who has a calamitous run-in with an old beau (Scott Foley); and the feud between Kelso and Cox continues to fester.
   
    
2. October 9, 2003: My Journey:
   Hospital duty conflicts with Elliot's new romance with an old beau, who's really more attached to the sea creatures he trains; the bond between J.D. and Turk faces a stern test as the latter finally sets a wedding day.
   
    
3. October 16, 2003: My Dirty Secret:
   Barry Bostwick plays a straitlaced patient facing prostate-cancer surgery in an episode addressing sexual issues and innuendos that also impact on Elliot and Turk. Markie Post has a cameo as Elliot's prudish mom.
   
    
4. October 23, 2003: My White Whale:
   Christopher Meloni (Law & Order: Special Victims Unit) plays a pediatrician who defies Cox. Elsewhere, new interns test the patience of the residents, especially J.D. and Elliot, who has separate issues with her buttinsky boyfriend.
   
    
5. October 30, 2003: My Lucky Night:
   The residency directorship appeals to Cox, but Kelso's a hurdle; tensions surface between Elliot and Sean, who learns of her fling with J.D.; a surgical procedure partners Carla with Turk, who's not anxious to work side by side with his fiancee.
   
    
6. November 6, 2003: My Brother, Where Art Thou?:
   Tom Cavanagh returns as J.D.'s brother, a scamp who awakens troubling memories; Elliot and Carla moonlight at a pet clinic, where they incur the wrath of Kelso, seeking care for his adored pooch.
   
    
7. November 13, 2003: My Advice to You:
   Carla's brother (Freddy Rodriguez of Six Feet Under) rankles Turk; a scattered yet beguiling hospital visitor (Tara Reid) intrigues J.D., whose loyalty to Cox is tested in an issue involving the critically ill that embattles Cox with Kelso.
   
    
8. November 20, 2003: My Fifteen Seconds:
   The diagnosis of a jovial patient (Nicole Sullivan) stymies J.D., whose lover learns of his affair with Cox's ex; an elderly woman's care creates tension between Elliot and Carla; Kelso's temporary hearing loss amuses staffers.
   
    
9. December 4, 2003: My Friend the Doctor:
   OR success buoys Turk's ego; the attention of a sympathetic patient (Bernie Kopell) cheers Elliot, who doubts her ability as a doctor; a back injury gives Cox a lesson in mortality.
   
    
10. December 11, 2003: My Dirty Secret:
    Barry Bostwick plays a straitlaced patient facing prostate-cancer surgery in an episode addressing sexual issues and innuendos that also impact on Elliot and Turk. Markie Post has a cameo as Elliot's prudish mom.
    
     
11. January 22, 2004: My Rule of Thumb:
    Sex obsesses a cancer patient seeking a one-night stand — with Carla and Elliot's help; a liver-transplant controversy embroils Cox and Turk.
    
     
12. February 3, 2004: My Clean Break:
    Breaking up is hard to do for J.D., who's wary of a commitment to Danni and is not yet over Elliot; feeling happy irks sardonic Cox, who blames his goodwill on fatherhood but is determined "to get the fear back" into residents.
    
     
13. February 10, 2004: My Catalyst:
    Michael J. Fox scrubs in for the first of two episodes as Dr. Kevin Casey, a brilliant, quirky surgeon with obsessive-compulsive disorder. Oddly enough, it's J.D., Turk and Cox who seem obsessed, as they all find fault in themselves in comparison with the good doctor. J.D. sees the affable Casey as the mentor he's always wanted, but Casey shuns the idea. Turk boasts the best speed at a particular procedure, until Casey bests him. And Cox has a gnawing jealousy dating back to their residencies and now wants to prove he's top dog.
     
14. February 17, 2004: My Porcelain God:
    Self-confidence eludes Elliot, who seeks help from the self-absorbed Dr. Casey; wedding plans busy Turk and Carla; cost-cutting obsesses Kelso, whose shutdown of a hospital wing has seriocomic ramifications.
     
15. February 24, 2004: My Screwup:
    Brendan Fraser returns as Cox's outgoing ex-brother-in-law, who figures prominently in an episode about acceptance and guilt that involves the embattled J.D.-Cox relationship.
     
16. March 2, 2004: My Tormented Mentor:
    A chum's death gnaws at Cox, who's further pained by the visit of Jordan's obnoxious friends, Allison (Julie Warner) and Maddie (Embeth Davidtz). Meanwhile, sexist remarks backfire on Turk, who offends a new surgeon (Bellamy Young).
     
17. March 16, 2004: My Butterfly:
    Decision-making matures J.D., who has a shattering experience with one patient and an uplifting one with another. Meanwhile, searches for lost, lucky objects busy Turk and Elliot, whose persistence aggravates Carla and the Janitor.
     
18. March 30, 2004: My Moment of Un-Truth:
    Dr. Ron Ramirez returns from abroad, sparking Carla's interest and forcing her to reevaluate her feelings for Turk. Meanwhile, Elliot and Cox clash over a patient; and the Janitor introduces J.D. and Turk to his "twin" brother.
     
19. April 6, 2004: His Story II:
    J.D. offers to cover Kids Day in hopes of wowing Elliott, who may not notice his good deed after Sean re-enters the picture; Turk's wedding invitations leave him with a case of cold feet; Cox and Kelso get into it over a new doc (Bellamy Young).
     
20. April 20, 2004: My Choosiest Choice of All:
    Jealousy plagues J.D., who's distraught that Elliot has drifted back to Sean and who now bounds back to Danni. Elsewhere, Cox finds himself attracted to Dr. Miller, despite the sarcastic remonstrances of his ex.
     
21. April 22, 2004: My Fault:
    Richard Kind (Spin City) plays a crusty patient who becomes the pawn in a tussle between Kelso and Cox over an elective procedure. Also, premarital stress agitates Turk and Carla; renewed longings for Elliot prey upon J.D.
     
22. April 27, 2004: My Self- Examination:
    A nuptial crisis faces Turk, hung up on writing wedding vows for Carla; verbal sparring with Perry tires Jordan, who refuses to fight back; another commitment dilemma ruffles J.D., who's fretting over his reinvolvement with Elliot.
     
23. May 04, 2004: My Best Friends Wedding
    The big day for Turk and Carla has finally arrived but a patient holds up Turk. With Elliot still angry at him, JD attempts to reconcile her with Sean as a way to make every thing right again in their friendship.

Season Four

1. Aug 31, 2004: My Old Friend's New Friend
   It's J.D.'s (Zach Braff) last week as a resident as he tries to smooth over his relationship with Elliot (Sarah Chalke) after their break-up. The former couple squabble over having to share time with newlyweds Turk (Donald Faison) and Carla (Judy Reyes), who have their own issues when Carla starts to change everything about her new hubby. Professional yet quirky new psychiatrist Dr. Molly Clock (guest star Heather Graham) starts her first day at Sacred Heart turning heads and forging new relationships with the staff. She befriends a lonely Elliot and tries her best to help J.D. and Dr. Cox (John C. McGinley) with a patient offering profound and helpful insight. Meanwhile, when Turk's car blows up, Carla lets him pick out the new ride only to find that instead of a car, he buys a Vespa scooter further proving Carla's point that she needs to always be in control.
    
2. Sept 07, 2004: My Office
   Just when J.D. (Zach Braff) thinks he's landed the chief resident position, Dr. Molly Clock (guest star Heather Graham) convinces Elliot (Sarah Chalke) that she should apply as well. Carla (Judy Reeves) becomes green with envy as everyone starts listening to Dr. Clock's advice, leaving Carla feeling like she's losing control. Meanwhile, Dr. Cox (John C. McGinley) and Turk (Donald Faison), find great difficulty in the removal of a light bulb from a patient's posterior.
    
3. Sept 14, 2004: My New Game
   J.D. (Zach Braff) has become chief resident and is flaunting his new title and pay check all over the hospital. J.D.'s new sense of pride seems to be especially hurtful to Turk (Donald Faison), who is still a resident and currently being denied more difficult surgeries by his new attending physician. Turk's ego is further hurt when J.D. doubts his abilities as a surgeon. J.D. and Elliot's (Sarah Chalke) relationship has taken a turn for the worse when J.D. is accidentally called the co-Chief Resident and Elliot the Chief Resident. This mix-up lifts Elliot's post break-up spirits. Dr. Cox (John C. McGinley) and Jordan (Christa Miller Lawrence) are having relationship problems as well when they find out that their divorce was not final. Dr. Cox's other annoying woman in his life, Dr. Molly Clark (guest star Heather Graham), faces off with him over a plastic surgery patient.
    
4. Sept 21, 2004: My First Kill
   When J.D. (Zach Braff) asks Dr. Cox (John C. McGinley) to give the residents a pep talk, Dr. Cox takes things a little too far by telling them that inevitably, they will eventually kill a patient or two, which throws the staff into a frenzy. Meanwhile, Carla (Judy Reyes) becomes so annoyed with Turk's (Donald Faison) stuffed dog Rowdy, she takes drastic measures to get rid of him. Elsewhere, Elliot (Sarah Chalke) fights for a patient to receive a heart valve, and becomes frustrated when Molly (guest star Heather Graham) steps in to thwart her efforts. Neil Flynn also stars.
    
5. Sept 28, 2004: Her Story
   When J.D. decides to use a tape recorder to gather his thoughts, the voice-overs transfer to Elliot (Sarah Chalke), who makes new friends with Molly (Heather Graham) and gets the courage to tell-off her foil Dr. Cox (John C. McGinley). However, Eliot soon realizes that Molly is not quite the person she thought she was when her felon boyfriend is admitted to the hospital after stealing a car and crashing it into a telephone pole. Meanwhile, in the world of the newlyweds, Turk (Donald Faison) is constantly waking up Carla (Judy Reyes) when he goes to bed; and J.D. has concerns that Dr. Cox may have ruined his credibility with the new residents. Ken Jenkins and Neil Flynn also star.
    
6. Oct 12, 2004: My Cake
   J.D. (Zach Braff) dismayed when his brother (guest star Tom Cavanagh) Dan shows up with news of their father's recent death. Everyone faces the challenge of how to be sensitive to J.D. and stumbles over their words of condolences. Meanwhile, Turk (Donald Faison) has symptoms of diabetes but in his stubbornness refuses to admit it or visit a doctor as Carla (Judy Reyes) wishes. Molly (Heather Graham) must employ some advanced psychology to force him to face the issue.
    
7. Oct 19, 2004: My Common Enemy
   J.D. (Zach Braff) decides he won't start dating again until Elliot (Sarah Chalke) does, but doesn't expect the person she starts dating to be his brother Dan (guest star Tom Cavanagh), who's still sticking around after the recent death of their father. When J.D. catches them sleeping together in the on-call room, things get a little awkward between the three. Meanwhile, after Turk (Donald Faison) is diagnosed with Type II Diabetes, he milks every ounce of sympathy out of his friends. Elsewhere, Dr. Cox (John C. McGinley) and Dr. Kelso (Ken Jenkins) get fed-up with Molly's (guest star Heather Graham) perception that everyone is good at heart and seek to prove her wrong. Judy Reyes and Neil Flynn also star.
    
8. Oct 26, 2004: My Last Chance
   Molly (guest star Heather Graham) announces to everyone that she's moving away for a new job opportunity, which stirs the waters of the triangle between herself, J.D. (Zach Braff) and Elliot (Sarah Chalke). When J.D. and Molly end up making-out at her going-away party, Elliot plays games with J.D. when he asks for her blessing for him to sleep with Molly before she leaves town. Meanwhile, Dr. Cox (John C. McGinley) has to fulfill community service hours and gets stuck riding around with a neurotic ambulance driver (guest star Molly Shannon) who drives him insane. Donald Faison, Judy Reyes and Ken Jenkins also star.
    
9. Nov 09, 2004: My Malpractice Decision
   Trouble abounds for J.D. (Zach Braff) and Dr. Cox (John C. McGinley) when they feel threatened by a patients' daughter, Neena Broderick (special guest star Julianna Margulies), a malpractice attorney with seemingly evil intentions. J.D. finds great difficulty in escaping her flirty and conniving ways. Meanwhile, Elliot (Sarah Chalke) attempts to hide Doug (guest star Johnny Kastl) from Neena due to his tendency to cause medical malpractices. Elsewhere, Turk (Donald Faison) pulls a fast prank on the Janitor (Neil Flynn) and doesn't like the payback he receives from him and Mr. Korman (guest star Richard Kind, "Spin City"), a former patient who tries to get retaliation. Judy Reyes and Ken Jenkins also star.
    
10. Nov 16, 2004: My Female Trouble
    J.D. (Zach Braff) stirs things up with his newfound relationship with Neena (Julianna Margulies) the ice queen, who treats him with no regard and threatens everyone around her with her cold-hearted ways. Meanwhile, the battle in court continues between Mr. Korman (Richard Kind), Neena, and Turk (Donald Faison) over the allegations that Turk destroyed Mr. Korman's tennis serve as a result of the shoulder surgery Turk performed on him. John C. McGinley, Judy Reyes and Sarah Chalke also star.
     
11. Nov 23, 2004: My Unicorn
    When one of J.D.'s (Zach Braff) favorite patients Harrison Marks (guest star John Bennett Perry) is in dire need of a kidney transplant, J.D. takes matters into his own hands by finding his long-lost son Murray (guest star Matthew Perry) in hopes that he'll donate his kidney. Despite Dr. Cox's (John C. McGinley) warning to J.D. interfere with family business, J.D. persists and complications arise. Meanwhile, Elliot (Sarah Chalke) is fed-up with co-workers not taking her seriously, and discovers she can get her way by flaunting her femininity with some help from Carla (Judy Reyes) and Jordan (guest star Christa Miller). Donald Faison, Neil Flynn and Ken Jenkins also star
     
12. Dec 07, 2004: My Best Moment
    When J.D. (Zach Braff) must address a bunch of pre-med students about what it's like to be a doctor, he strays off the beaten path and chooses to discuss his best moments as a doctor instead. When he challenges the rest of the staff to do so, they all reminisce about their fondest memories in the medical field. Meanwhile, Elliot (Sarah Chalke) is forced to face her fear of children when she must befriend a ten-year-old boy, whose father is being treated in the I.C.U. Elsewhere, Dr. Kelso (Ken Jenkins) gets a dose of Christmas spirit and stuns the staff with his change of heart. Donald Faison, John C. McGinley, Judy Reyes and Neil Flynn also star.
     
13. Jan 18, 2005: My Ocardial Infarction
    J.D.'s (Zach Braff) ego gets in the way of his learning when Elliot (Sarah Chalke), his Co-Chief Resident, continually outperforms him with their patients. Meanwhile, Turk (Donald Faison) makes light of his diabetes by inventing a guessing game of his inculin levels with the nursing staff, leaving Carla (Judy Reyes) flustered. Elsewhere, the Janitor (Neil Flynn) feels rejected by his secret crush Elliot when she runs off quickly from their "coffee date." Assuming his nice dress attire scared her off, he makes up a story that he was dressed to impress for his a capella band practice which leads to Elliot requesting an impromtu performance. Ken Jenkins and John C. McGinley also star.
     
14. Jan 25, 2005: My Lucky Charm
    Billy Callahan (guest star Colin Farrell) is a life-loving Irishman who comes to Sacred Heart Hospital after being innjured in a bar fight and teaches Turk (Donald Faison) and J.D. (Zach Braff) a lesson about living life to its fullest. Meanwhile, Carla (Judy Reyes) and Elliot (Sarah Chalke) attempt to make social plans with each other but can't seem to stick with them, which creates tension between the two friends. Elsewhere, Dr. Cox (John C. McGinley) gets a vasectomy behind Jordan's (Christa Miller) back and is stunned by her reaction when she discovers the truth. Ken Jenkins and Neil Flynn also star
     
15. Feb 01, 2005: My Hypocritical Oath
    When J.D. (Zach Braff) and Turk (Donald Faison) spend a boy's night out clubbing, J.D. falls for a bartender who seems fascinated by his profession and asks if she can stop by the hospital. Unfortunately, she shows up with her boyfriend who has a secret that J.D. struggles to keep in order to win his new crush over. Meanwhile, Dr. Cox (John C. McGinley) anxiously awaits the Lakers/Heat game but must tape it to watch after his shift. His patience is tested when the Janitor (Neil Flynn) threatens to reveal the final score. Sarah Chalke, Judy Reyes and Ken Jenkins also star.
     
16. Feb 08, 2005: My Quarantine
    J.D.'S (Zach Braff) efforts to make a good impression on a first date reach desperate levels when he and Kylie (Chrystee Pharris) get caught in a hospital quarantine. A series of unfortunate events bring J.D. And Kylie to Sacred Heart on their first date, where J.D. accidentally initiates a SARS quarantine and is forced to resort to desperate measures to make a good impression. While the hospital is in lockdown, the rest of the staff recounts various first date stories leading to the revelation that Dr. Cox (John C. McGinley) and Carla (Judy Reyes) dated in the past. Tara Reid guest stars as J.D.'s ex-girlfriend.
     
17. Feb 15, 2005: My Life in Four Cameras
    J.D.'s (Zach Braff) imagination is sparked by a patient, a sitcom writer, who is about to receive some very bad news. J.D. ponders how the lives of everyone at Sacred Heart, including his patient, would turn out if left in the hands of the writer. Elsewhere, Turk (Donald Faison) and Carla (Judy Reyes) are struggling to keep the romance in their relationship while Dr. Cox (John C. McGinley) and Dr. Kelso (Ken Jenkins) continue their one-upmanship over whose job is harder. Portions of this episode were shot in front of a live studio audience in the manner of a traditional sitcom. Clay Aiken guest stars as a talent show participant. Sarah Chalke also stars
     
18. Feb 22, 2005: My Roommates
    Turk (Donald Faison) and Carla (Judy Reyes) ask J.D. (Zach Braff) to move out to give them some space to rekindle the romance in their relationship. Suddenly homeless, J.D. tries to use the situation to his advantage by asking his girlfriend Kylie (guest star Chrystee Pharris, "Passions") if he can stay at her place. Meanwhile, Dr. Cox (John C. McGinley) gets a visit from his high school friend Ron (guest star Michael Boatman, "Spin City"). Dr. Cox and Ron's relationship has always been highly competitive, and just when Dr. Cox thinks he has the upper hand, the discovery that Ron's son may be autistic sends them into unfamiliar territory. Sarah Chalke, Ken Jenkins and Neil Flynn also star
     
19. Mar 01, 2005: My Best Laid Plans
    After a month of dating, J.D. (Zach Braff) is a bit frustrated that Kylie (guest star Chrystee Pharris-Larkins) still doesn't want him to spend the night. That frustration leads to temptation when kooky psychiatrist Dr. Molly Clock (guest star Heather Graham) returns to Sacred Heart to check on a patient. While J.D. struggles with whether or not to act on his residual feelings for Molly, Carla (Judy Reyes) tries to hold back her true feelings when she learns that Turk (Donald Faison) is still talking to his ex-girlfriend. Meanwhile, Dr. Cox (John C. McGinley) and the Janitor (Neil Flynn) enter into a friendly wager over whether or not the Janitor can get Elliot (Sarah Chalke) to go out with him. Ken Jenkins also stars.
     
20. Mar 29, 2005: My Boss's Free Haircut
    When Carla (Judy Reyes) and Turk (Donald Faison) are experiencing marital difficulties, JD (Zach Braff) and Elliot (Sarah Chalke) do their part to try and cheer up their friends. Meanwhile, Dr. Cox (John C. McGinley) challenges Dr. Kelso (Ken Jenkins) to lead by example and take on a few patients of his own after Kelso criticizes his bedside manner -- but nothing works out quite as planned.
     
21. Apr 05, 2005: My Lips Are Sealed
    At his best friend's request, J.D. (Zach Braff) agrees to take Carla out to convince her that Turk is trustworthy and that she should move back home. What starts out as a friendly drink takes a turn into unknown territory when J.D and Carla take things a little too far and share a "friendly" kiss, something they both decide that Turk does not need to know about. At the hospital, Elliot (Sarah Chalke) and Dr. Kelso (Ken Jenkins) struggle to maintain their professionalism when faced with a young patient who is suffering from complications after experimenting with erectile dysfunction pills. Meanwhile, Dr. Cox (John C. McGinley) tries to find the balance between being an over-protective father while still trying to be the cool dad after his son falls off the jungle gym. Neil Flynn also stars.
     
22. Apr 12, 2005: My Big Move
    Reeling after the news that J.D (Zach Braff) and Carla (Judy Reyes) kissed after a night at the bar, Turk (Donald Faison) lets the two of them decided who will take responsibility and have to deal with the silent treatment indefinitely. Dr. Cox (John C. McGinley) reluctantly turns to Elliot (Sarah Chalke) for help getting through to a young, female patient (guest star Sarah Ramos, NBC's "American Dreams"). Meanwhile, Janitor (Neil Flynn) petitions Dr. Kelso (Ken Jenkins) for a new janitor's uniform, only to find his coworkers no longer fear him in his new threads.
     
23. Apr 19, 2005: My Faith in Humanity
    When the brother of an elderly patient tries to sue his sister's well-intentioned neighbor (guest star Josh Randall, "Ed") for helping her decide what course of treatment to take, J.D. (Zach Braff) begins to question his faith in humanity. Meanwhile, Turk (Donald Faison) struggles with sharing his true feelings about his relationship with Carla (Judy Reyes) when the two begin couples therapy. On the verge of giving up on men altogether, Elliot (Sarah Chalke) reluctantly seeks advice from Dr. Cox (John C. McGinley) on how to catch the eye of the handsome hospital visitor. Ken Jenkins and Neil Flynn also star.
     
24. Apr 26, 2005: My Drive-By
    When Turk (Donald Faison) saves a man's life at the local taco stand, he tries to keep his ego in check as Dr. Cox (John C. McGinley) takes all of the credit. To avoid ruining her new relationship with Jake (guest star Josh Randall, "Ed"), Elliot (Sarah Chalke) enlists J.D.'s (Zach Braff) help to prevent her dates from becoming too intimate. Meanwhile, Dr. Kelso (Ken Jenkins) terrorizes the hospital from the seat of his new Rascal motorized wheelchair until Janitor (Neil Flynn) takes matters into his own hands. Judy Reyes also stars.
     
25. May 10, 2005: My Changing Ways
    With their residency over, there are big changes at Sacred Heart. J.D. (Zach Braff) moves out to live on his own while Turk (Donald Faison) and Carla (Judy Reyes) consider a family change. Meanwhile, one of the residents receives a job offer from another hospital. Sarah Chalke, John C. McGinley and Ken Jenkins also star

Season Five

1. 3 Jan 06 My Intern's Eyes
   .D. (Zach Braff) struggles with decision-making and responsibility now that he is an attending physician, all the while Dr. Cox (John McGinley) is testing his skills. And while Elliot (Sarah Chalke) is learning the ropes in her new hospital, she still feels more comfortable hanging out at Sacred Heart. Meanwhile, Carla (Judi Reyes) is ready to have a baby, but Turk (Donald Faison) afraid of moving forward continues to slip her birth control pills.
    
2. 3 Jan 06 My Rite of Passage
   J.D. (Zach Braff) questions the bond he has with his interns when Dr. Kelso (Ken Jenkins) tells him that inevitably he will begin treating them badly, as it has been throughout history at the hospital. The Janitor (Neil Flynn) further complicates matters by telling J.D. that his interns only laugh at his jokes to suck up to him. Meanwhile, Carla (Judy Reyes) visits Elliot (Sarah Chalke) at her new job and inadvertently creates an awkward new nickname for her friend when she tells her colleagues an embarrassing story. Elsewhere, Dr. Cox (John C. McGinley) prevents Turk (Donald Faison) from warning Jordan (Christa Miller) about a notorious con man patient (guest star Alexander Chaplin) in hopes that she'll be mortified and quit.
    
3. 10 Jan 06 My Day At The Races
   While planning his birthday fiesta, J.D. (Zach Braff) finds a list of things he wanted to accomplish before he turned 30. When he discovers he has accomplished none of them, he enters a triathlon. Meanwhile, Elliot (Sarah Chalke), in an effort to break her boyfriend out of his shell, discovers a side of him that freaks her out. Back at Sacred Heart, in an attempt to be promoted, Turk (Donald Faison) is working hard to impress his bosses and takes on a patient who wants to be hypnotized during surgery rather than using anesthesia.
    
4. 10 Jan 06 My Jiggly Ball
   When J.D. (Zach Braff) is asked to introduce Dr. Kelso (Ken Jenkins) at an awards dinner, he sets out to discover something good to say about the grouchy doctor. Meanwhile, Dr. Kelso and Dr. Cox (John C. McGinley) each have a patient whom they feel deserves the benefit of a new experimental treatment, but a moral standoff ensues when there is only one open slot in the program. Elsewhere, Carla (Judy Reyes) and Turk (Donald Faison) try to convince Elliot (Sarah Chalke) to let them help her get her old job at Sacred Heart back after they discover that she's been working at a free clinic. All the while, the Janitor (Neil Flynn) taunts J.D. with the made-up game of Jiggly Ball.
    
5. 17 Jan 06 My New God
   Dr. Cox's (John McGinley) religious sister Paige (guest star Cheryl Hines, "Curb Your Enthusiasm") comes to town for her nephew's baptism and challenges her brother's faith. Meanwhile, Turk (Donald Faison) is finding out just how unsexy baby making can be. It takes a heart to heart with Elliot (Sarah Chalke) for him to realize that Carla (Judy Reyes) finds the whole process to be romantic. Elsewhere, J.D. (Zach Braff) and the Janitor (Neil Flynn) seem to have a budding friendship.
    
6. 17 Jan 06 My Missed Perception
   J.D. (Zach Braff) mistakes an elderly woman's satisfaction of leading a good life as her wish to stop treatment for a fatal illness and the patient in turn chooses to work with Dr. Cox (John C. McGinley). Meanwhile, Turk (Donald Faison) and Elliot (Sarah Chalke) struggle to find the cause of a patients unexplained yet excruciating body pain and Carla (Judy Reyes) struggles with the uncooperative Sacred Heart staff when she tries to organize the annual group photo.
    
7. 24 Jan 06 My Way Home
   J.D. (Zach Braff) is called in to work on his day off and every time he tries to go home, he is pulled into another drama. Turk (Donald Faison) searches for a heart donor to save a dying patient; Carla (Judy Reyes) is worried that she doesn't have the courage to become a parent. Meanwhile, Eliot (Sarah Chalke) doesn't think she has the brains to lead a question and answer session on a subject she knows little about. All the while the Janitor (Neil Flynn) is trying to make the hospital easier to navigate by painting color-coded lines, including a yellow line, which leads to the exit.
    
8. 24 Jan 06 My Big Bird
   J.D. (Zach Braff), Turk (Donald Faison), Elliot (Sarah Chalke) and Carla (Judy Reyes) are asked to recount the past weeks events during and interrogation surrounding the mysterious death of a patient. But Dr. Kelso (Ken Jenkins) will find it hard to pin point neglect when he learns that J.D. and Turk were away tracking down a patient (guest star Jason Bateman, "Arrested Development") to illicit a thank you, Elliot was traumatized over finding out that her make-out buddy was married and Carla was busy recruiting hospital personal for a group lottery purchase.
    
9. 7 Feb 06 My Half-Acre
   J.D. (Zach Braff) is introduced to quirky Julie Quinn (guest star Mandy Moore, "Entourage") and love is in the air. Worried that J.D. will once again screw up the budding relationship Elliot (Sarah Chalke) doles out effective romance advice. Meanwhile, Carla (Judy Reyes) questions Dr.Cox's (John C. McGinley) tough exterior and is convinced that the sarcastic doctor is really a softy. Elsewhere, the Janitor (Neil Flynn) puts together an air band to win a contest.
    
10. 7 Feb 06 Her Story II
    J.D. (Zach Braff) becomes annoyed that new girlfriend, Julie (Mandy Moore), doesn't laugh, but rather tells him when things are funny. Afraid that he is going to screw up yet another relationship, Elliot (Sarah Chalke) encourages J.D. to start saying his feelings out loud and Turk (Donald Faison) tries to use his psychology background to fix the issue. Meanwhile, Carla (Judy Reyes) is upset when the Janitor (Neil Flynn) refers to the new nurse as a 'hot young Carla,' increasing her growing concern that she is too old to conceive.
     
11. 28 Feb 06 My Buddy's Booty
    J.D. (Zach Braff) is still dealing with his recent break-up and trying not to kill intern Keith (Travis Schuldt), who has become annoyingly perfect. To make matters worse a favorite patient is in a serious coma and each of the staff finds their own way to deal with it. Dr. Cox (John C. McGinley) and the Janitor (Neil Flynn) bond over drinks at the bar and Carla (Judy Reyes) makes it her mission to make the hospital's gym female friendlyl. Meanwhile Turk (Donald Faison) suggests that J.D. and Elliot (Sarah Chalke) find themselves 'booty calls.'
     
12. 28 Feb 06 My Cabbage
    Dr. Kelso (Ken Jenkins) is outraged when he discovers that a bird has been living in Sacred Heart. Citing the spread of infection to be the number one cause of deaths in hospitals, Kelso, orders the Janitor (Neil Flynn) to dispose of it immediately. However, the Janitor likes the bird so much he secretly keeps it as a pet. J.D. (Zach Braff), annoyed that Elliot (Sarah Chalke) is hooking up with Keith (Travis Schuldt), tries to get his intern fired.
     
13. 7 Mar 06 My Five Stages
    JD (Zach Braff) and Dr Cox (John C McGinley) grow close as they go through the five stages of grief with their favorite patient who is declining in health. Meanwhile, Carla (Judy Reyes) forces Turk (Donald Faison) to go on a string of double dates, one of which includes Eliot (Sarah Chalke) and her booty call Keith (guest star Travis Schuldt) And when Dr Kelso (Ken Jenkins) runs Ted (guest star Sam Lloyd) down with his car, Ted finally gains power over Kelso with a potential lawsuit.
     
14. 14 Mar 06 My Own Personal Hell